and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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