He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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