Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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