When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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