i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
