We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
