For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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