Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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