Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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