she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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