U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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