I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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