I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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