how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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