Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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