I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
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I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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