We're facebook friends in real life
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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