I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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