It's Friday. Sex?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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