yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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