How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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