I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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