I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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