i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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