This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
