You're completely useless in the revolution.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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