We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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