You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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