Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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