I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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