I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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