Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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