Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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