the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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