Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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