I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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