i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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