Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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