she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Drake has all the answers
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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