We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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