they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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