And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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