Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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