oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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