you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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