I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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