Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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