so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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