I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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