In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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