so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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