In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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