I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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